The Harrods sale

* Petr Cech – 30% off – Premium product that used to worked faultlessly but is now liable to occasional failures.
* Jose Bosingwa – 10% off – Provides steady and reliable service.
* Branislav Ivanovic – 10% off – A real bargain that should provide years of reliable performance.
* Alex – 25% off – Slightly older and heavier design means it’s liable to malfunction with heavy usage. Best suited to light domestic use.
* Deco – FREE – Will even provide free delivery worldwide. This product is now obsolete, heavily shop soiled and missing its original packaging. Now fallen below Eboue in a recent customer satisfaction survey.
* John Obi Mikel – No discount, full RRP – This is a classy product and the price is going up in the new year.
* Frank Lampard – No discount, full RRP – Timeless classic that does exactly what it says on the tin.
* Joe Cole – 35% off – Packaging states “Creative, inventive attacking midfielder” but due to tighter EU legislation this is now deemed misleading labeling. Customers are sentimental about this product but scientific tests have shown that it is no longer effective and makes little contribution.
* Salomon Kalou – 40% off – Okay for occasional use but likely to be replaced by an alternative brand.
* Didier Drogba – 15% off – Excellent system but tricky to set up and achieve optimum performance. Also requires a lot of attention, polishing and tender loving care but gave a good performance in-store today.
* Florent Malouda – 40% off – Apart from cheese and wine we’re going to be dropping French products which are generally temperamental.
* Ashley Cole – 10% off – Fully functioning and recent reformulation has resolved problem of causing irritation on contact.
* Ricardo Carvalho (sub) – 5% off – Classy product which has recently been refurbished.
* Nicolas Anelka (sub) – 15% off – Difficult to live with but can provide surprising results. Manual clearly states it works in tandem with the Drogba system but most customers have found it difficult to connect the two components.[/quote]

You made my day! Very funny. But you missed the biggest system of all,

LFS – No discount in Brazil, 50% off in Portugal, Free in ROW – This is system is understood to work only at atmospheric pressure maintained at 4-5-1 nm and should be operated only in the middle of a soccer field. The customers have to buy the Robinho accessory system to maintain this levels and the LFS system is not responsible for answering complaints where other accessory systems were used. The customers are also advised not to get pissed off if fully working components are replaced instead of old , non productive components at the time of component substitutions.

And yeah, Happy new year mates.

@82.aq* Deco – FREE – Will even provide free delivery worldwide. This product is now obsolete, heavily shop soiled and missing its original packaging. Now fallen below Eboue in a recent customer satisfaction survey.”
that one made me fall out of ma seat=))

@Denver, Are u a german fan?????????? Things havent been great lately for chelsea but damn you need to put more effort into something positive then all this Bashing.

Wit this squad we have we just need to do a few things to make things rolling, We gotta click together, we gotta respect ourselfs and our opponents, wat I mean wit that is, we gotta know what we are good at and our weaknesses and stick to wat we do best. and if you respect ur opponents u will never slip or so. Plus we gotta play wit a SWAGGER (everyone know what I mean) play hard and unselfish. I hope some of the players understand that, the more success the team get everything else will follow along so do everything for the blue, dammit!
The main man for making this big squad rolling Mr LFS. He should like someone mentioned play only the players whom show best form for the moment. he should challange the players or find a way to awake them to compete at their highest level. OR someone heads will roll!

WE (chelsea) are are heading in a different direkt way compared to the past few seasons so I guess this is what we have get used to.

I will end my last contribution to this blog (2008) by saying, Lets light a candle instead of curseing at the darkness!!!

Happy new year everybody and may 2009 will lead to supreme happiness for chelsea FC and its fans!!!

exactly[/quote]
quite so!!! bastards!!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1103313/EXCLUSIVE-Bridge-war–Scolari-blows-furious-inquest-Chelsea.html